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The Guam: IFYKYK

$30.45
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Some shirts need an explanation. This one probably shouldn’t have one.

The Guam: IFYKYK turns one of those legendary stories into a full-blown neon monument to questionable decisions. Featuring The G Spot, Cue Teasers, GP Tea, and enough Rippin’ & Sippin’ energy to make this feel like a souvenir from a place you’re not entirely sure you were supposed to find.

Bright GP Playhouse colors, retro billiards vibes, and an inside joke loud enough to start conversations you may immediately regret.

If you know, you know. If you don’t… Guam is probably better left unexplained.

Certain names, locations, and details have been changed for parody purposes, creative liberty, and—most importantly—to greatly reduce the odds of anybody getting sued.

Select color: Heather Gray / Black

Select size

More details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Tear-away label
  • 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Guam: IFYKYK Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
28
19
M
29
20 1/2
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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