The Aussie
Ever wanted to wear a shirt that screams “yeah, I absolutely crushed the Outback side-quest” without actually having to fight a kangaroo or unlock a tribal flute skill tree?
Congratulations. You found it.
This premium tee features a retro neon sunset, an aggressively enthusiastic didgeridoo blasting pure chaos, and the iconic phrase that tells the world exactly what kind of legend you are:
“Didgeridoo? Nah… We Didgeridid!?”
Why you need this shirt (besides the obvious):
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🔥 Miami-Vice color palette that hits harder than a drop bear on espresso
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🦘 Cartoon didgeridoo art that clearly implies you’re certified in Outback Shenanigans
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🌈 Vibrant gradient lettering that makes your chest look like a billboard for good decisions
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🎉 Conversation starter – people will ask about it, and you will disappoint them with the story
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💯 Ridiculously comfortable—soft enough to nap in, strong enough to withstand your worst ideas
Perfect for:
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Stream nights
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Festivals
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Barbecues
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Telling strangers “long story” when there is, in fact, no story
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Anyone who wants to spiritually ascend to Didgeri-Legend status
Grab yours now and let everyone know…
You didn’t just “doo.”
You DIDGERI-DID.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: GPPlayhouse
- Email: contact@support.gpplayhouse.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Aussie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|