Moist Horizons™
“Stay Lubed. Stay Luminous.”
Slip into a sunset so smooth it should probably come with a warning label.
The Moist Horizons™ Hoodie takes the iconic Miami-Vice neon glow of our “Lubricated Sunscreen” logo and slaps it right on your chest like you're the main attraction at a questionable tropical resort.
This hoodie isn’t just soft — it’s irresponsibly soft.
Like “dangerously close to committing a federal snuggle offense” soft.
🌅 Features:
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Vibrant neon sunset logo printed in high-definition glow (no shadows, all sex appeal)
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Ultra-soft fleece that feels like being hugged by a warm beach breeze that definitely flirted with you
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Midweight comfort — perfect for bonfires, late-night streams, and confusing TSA
💦 Why You Need This:
Because nothing says “I’m hydrated in ways you’ll never understand” like a hoodie advertising lubricated sunscreen.
Wear it to the gym, the club, your ex’s house…
Wherever you go, people will stare — mostly because they’re worried and intrigued at the same time.
🧴 Perfect For:
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Surfers
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Streamers
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Sunscreen enthusiasts
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Anyone who’s ever thought, “What if the 80s were sweatier?”
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: GPPlayhouse
- Email: contact@support.gpplayhouse.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Moist Horizons™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
|
20
|
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M
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28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
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XL
|
30
|
25
|
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2XL
|
31
|
26
|
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3XL
|
32
|
28
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