Moist Decisions
When comfort meets chaos… and they both forgot a towel.
Slide your legs into the official GP Playhouse lounge trousers of questionable judgment. These sweatpants aren’t just soft — they’re emotionally supportive. Built for premium comfort, late-night streams, hungover DoorDash retrievals, and the exact moment you realize, “Oh no… I did make that decision moist.”
Featuring a sleek vertical leg print in bold, fashion-forward VCR OSD Mono styling, these pants announce to the world (or just your dog) that you’ve embraced the soggy path. The elastic waistband is forgiving — unlike your friends — and the cozy fleece interior holds you like someone who understands your life choices… even when you don’t.
Perfect for:
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Tub Club members who live dangerously
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Anyone whose weekend choices come with sound effects
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Streamers who need mobility during chaotic redeems
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People who call their sweatpants “formal wear"
Put simply: these sweatpants say everything you’re thinking… so you don’t have to.
Because at the end of the day?
Moist. Decisions. Were. Made.
And now you can wear them proudly.
More details
- 80% Ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.25 oz.)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: GPPlayhouse
- Email: contact@support.gpplayhouse.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.