The Guam: IFYKYK
Some shirts need an explanation. This one probably shouldn’t have one.
The Guam: IFYKYK turns one of those legendary stories into a full-blown neon monument to questionable decisions. Featuring The G Spot, Cue Teasers, GP Tea, and enough Rippin’ & Sippin’ energy to make this feel like a souvenir from a place you’re not entirely sure you were supposed to find.
Bright GP Playhouse colors, retro billiards vibes, and an inside joke loud enough to start conversations you may immediately regret.
If you know, you know. If you don’t… Guam is probably better left unexplained.
Certain names, locations, and details have been changed for parody purposes, creative liberty, and—most importantly—to greatly reduce the odds of anybody getting sued.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 32 singles
- Side-seamed construction
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Tear-away label
- 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: GPPlayhouse
- Email: contact@support.gpplayhouse.online
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Guam: IFYKYK Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
